"I Come From Ukraine, You Not Say Ukraine Weak!"

"Eurocamp is game to you???!??"

Obligatory Seinfeld clip

Pecherov: 15 points, 5 boards tonight. That's really the one positive thing I took from the Wizards' 30 point loss at home. The kid is at least gaining valuable minutes, I guess?

Somebody's a Starter!!!!

Token Latvian orthodox euro Darius Songaila has been keying the zards explosive 3 game winning streak.

Darius at the Montgomery Aquatic Center

Ok, so Blatche might have had the better game, but what Darius lacks in scoring punch, he makes up for in heady (brah) veteran leadership. Nice move Eddie.

“We need to put the ether-rod into the termination port of the ever-seed”

I don't know how I could have possibly missed this film, which aired on the Sci-Fi channel in December . . .

The plot of the film is unimportant. What IS important is this: "Recently, Jahidi [MOTHER FUCKING WHITE!] has been seen in the Sci-fi channel original movie Showdown at Area 51 playing a hulking alien warrior intent on destroying all life on Earth. He had no spoken lines in this film."

This flick needs to be released on DVD ASAP, preferably in time for Easter. I wish Jahidi had some one-liners, but beggars can't be choosers. Here is a taste of the intergalactic pain that this kick ass alien Jahidi can bring. Yes, these are actual screenshots (thanks dreadcentral.com). . .


"Blow me, Aaron Williams! I am a low post god. I am Omega Centurion!!"


"Taste the seething space ore of my nebular ninja star, Ike Austin!"

Yes, Jahidi's character was actually called "Omega Centurion" in the movie. This film should be shown in the wizards locker room at half time of every home game. Show the current team what a "core redskin" [wizard] really is.