The plot of the film is unimportant. What IS important is this: "Recently, Jahidi [MOTHER FUCKING WHITE!] has been seen in the Sci-fi channel original movie Showdown at Area 51 playing a hulking alien warrior intent on destroying all life on Earth. He had no spoken lines in this film."
This flick needs to be released on DVD ASAP, preferably in time for Easter. I wish Jahidi had some one-liners, but beggars can't be choosers. Here is a taste of the intergalactic pain that this kick ass alien Jahidi can bring. Yes, these are actual screenshots (thanks dreadcentral.com). . .
"Blow me, Aaron Williams! I am a low post god. I am Omega Centurion!!"
"Taste the seething space ore of my nebular ninja star, Ike Austin!"
Yes, Jahidi's character was actually called "Omega Centurion" in the movie. This film should be shown in the wizards locker room at half time of every home game. Show the current team what a "core redskin" [wizard] really is.
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