“We need to put the ether-rod into the termination port of the ever-seed”

I don't know how I could have possibly missed this film, which aired on the Sci-Fi channel in December . . .

The plot of the film is unimportant. What IS important is this: "Recently, Jahidi [MOTHER FUCKING WHITE!] has been seen in the Sci-fi channel original movie Showdown at Area 51 playing a hulking alien warrior intent on destroying all life on Earth. He had no spoken lines in this film."

This flick needs to be released on DVD ASAP, preferably in time for Easter. I wish Jahidi had some one-liners, but beggars can't be choosers. Here is a taste of the intergalactic pain that this kick ass alien Jahidi can bring. Yes, these are actual screenshots (thanks dreadcentral.com). . .


"Blow me, Aaron Williams! I am a low post god. I am Omega Centurion!!"


"Taste the seething space ore of my nebular ninja star, Ike Austin!"

Yes, Jahidi's character was actually called "Omega Centurion" in the movie. This film should be shown in the wizards locker room at half time of every home game. Show the current team what a "core redskin" [wizard] really is.

Drafting the Washington Redskins Media Guide 2008: Jim Zorn Bio Excerpt . . .

Coach Zorn has always enjoyed the great outdoors. Tales have circulated of the epic offseason bicycle workouts that Zorn and Seneca Wallace engaged in throughout the greater Seattle region. Vomit [ins: laughter] was a regular fixture. When first approached by Redskins owner Dan Snyder about the offensive coordinator position here in Washington, Zorn was unsure about leaving his beautiful surroundings.

Jim Zorn and Larry Michael prepare to climb Mt. Rainier during the 1981 offseason

"I wanted to teach my kids to skin a fucking [ins: feral] coyote like their dad used to do back God's Country," Zorn recalled. However, after visiting Mr. Snyder's palatial Potomac estate, Zorn was sold. "It seemed as if Dan was desperate [ins: eager to find the right man]," Zorn remembers. "Dan and I waded out into the river together. We kind of just stood there and felt the cool waters of the Potomac flow powerfully against our inner thighs [ins: biceps?]. I was in awe . . . I mean there I was, standing with Dan Snyder, surrounded by natural beauty and Vinny Cerrato [delete]. Dan looked over at me and said, 'Jim, your going to make a damn fine offensive coordinator [ins: head coach] some day.'"

Devean George has Balls

The rape and pillage of the eastern conference continues . . . and Devean George is the only thing that stands in the way of total western dominance. Granted, I know abosultely dick compared to others when it comes to NBA trade value, but I really don't see this putting Dallas over the top, especially against PHX, SA and LA.Also, for some reason I have always loved Lasagna Diop, and do not want him to live in New Jersey. Something about the alliteration in his name . . . I wanted him in the 2001 draft over Kwame. On the upside for the Mavs, this trade only increases the number of attractive people in Dallas.