Pacman is a Front-running Douche

I supported you Pacman. When everyone was clamoring for/against Chad Johnson, I said, "Hell no. If the skins are going to get a trouble maker, I'd rather have Pacman." You clearly have immense talent. You clearly enjoy strip clubs, so do I. I'm just going to come out and say it . . . I loved you, Adam.

But now you are making me ashamed to have ever supported you. Pacman dropped these bombs to 680 AM in Nashville:

"It is hard watching the whole season go by when you know that you are better than 90 percent of the people that's out there."
- Ok, a little cocky but I like it.

"I've got a [stripper's] pole in my house now."
- A little humor, that's fine, just fine

"Hopefully it won't be long and hopefully it will be a couple of more months. I would love to play for the Cowboys, America's team.''

Go ahead and mince about, dickhead. And afterwards, you and Lebron can go hang out in your Cowgirls gear at some shit Dallas stip club

Fuck you Pacman. You are truly a huge douchebag. I don't think I could handle "Pacman Thursday's" at Archibalds anyway.

"I Come From Ukraine, You Not Say Ukraine Weak!"

"Eurocamp is game to you???!??"

Obligatory Seinfeld clip

Pecherov: 15 points, 5 boards tonight. That's really the one positive thing I took from the Wizards' 30 point loss at home. The kid is at least gaining valuable minutes, I guess?

Soviet Skills Almost Help Me Forget the Fact that the Skins are Interested in Deangelo Hall

Ovechkin: two more goals tonight, another brilliant performance, capitals win. Great, I am a happy man, its nice to have an elite athlete in Washington. However, I was dismayed this afternoon to hear rumors of the Skins' interest in Deangelo Hall . . . .



Really? Deangelo Hall?

You've just been "big time'd," Danny Boy. Go get him Vinny. . . . . . .

REALLY???????????????????????????????

I don't even know what else to say. At least please try to give up what he is worth in draft picks, instead of pulling another T.J. Duckett and fucking us over again. Is that too much to ask?

On second thought, just don't make any trades at all. That would be great. Thanks. Fuck you. Ok bye.

"That's Amore'!" NBA Style, Part I: Meet the Guidos

"Fuckin' Seacaucus little league bro! Wha' chu know 'bout it??? Fuck yeah, bro. These blowouts are aggresssssive, haha yeah!!! Let's get some god damn skankkkkks tonight broseph!"

"Ey yo, Anthony! Fredo! Shut the fuck up!! What did I tell you bout takin' the Lord's name in vain??!??? Shut ya freakin pieholes and eat ya ziti, dad's got some game film to watch!!!! Gotta check out thesa buncha whackos from Miami, gonna be a tough fucking game tonight!!!"

Fredo: "Mind ya own damn business, pops. It's your fault we gotta be the only little guido kids in Ontario. You think im playin that hockey bullshit??? Hell no!!! You think I'm gonna wear a helmet and deprive the ladies of this sweet blowout?"

Anthony: "Yeah pops, fo' real. I start 6th grade next year, and you know I gotta step with that strong tan for the skanks!"

Kapono: "You two little goombah's better watch yo damn mouths!!! Or I'm gonna shove this three point trophy straight up your asses!!! Little brats!!!"

Andrea Bargnani: "Howsa my two favorito little meatballs????!!!!!???"

Guido Kids: "Uncle Andrea!!!!"

Andrea: "Hey everybody, nothing cures family strife like a nice bottella de chianti!!!"

Anthony: "Fuck that bro, back home in hoboken we only crushed heinees. I ain't drinkin that soft shit."

Andrea: "I need to teach youz kids to have respect of your heritage. Get into my car and I will wisk you away on a magical journey . . ."

Kapono: "Fuckin' a bro."

Fredo: [whispering] "Yo pops, these rims are fucking bullshit!!! Can you believe this? Haha this shit would never fly on strong island!!"

Andrea: "Heresa we goooooooo . . . . . . !!!!!!!!! "

To Be Continued . . . . . . . . . .

Ovechkin, Capitals pwn Bruins

Yes, I revel in any Boston sports defeat. But this victory had other important implications. DC's biggest pimp not named Ethan Albright proved that he could deliver the goods under aggressive pressure from the opposite sex, unlike a certain dallas quarterback.

Somebody's a Starter!!!!

Token Latvian orthodox euro Darius Songaila has been keying the zards explosive 3 game winning streak.

Darius at the Montgomery Aquatic Center

Ok, so Blatche might have had the better game, but what Darius lacks in scoring punch, he makes up for in heady (brah) veteran leadership. Nice move Eddie.

Stay Tuned for TRS's Woefully Un-detailed Fantasy Baseball Draft Preview

Danny drops science with his sleeper recommendations and season projections . . .


Potential sleeper pick up Lastings Darnell Milledge . . . 3-4, 3 RBI in Sunday's win over the Astros.

What a surprise, he's already talking shit to the Mets. This season is bursting with potential, in many ways for young Lastings. "Bend ya Knees," ladies of Love nightclub.

“We need to put the ether-rod into the termination port of the ever-seed”

I don't know how I could have possibly missed this film, which aired on the Sci-Fi channel in December . . .

The plot of the film is unimportant. What IS important is this: "Recently, Jahidi [MOTHER FUCKING WHITE!] has been seen in the Sci-fi channel original movie Showdown at Area 51 playing a hulking alien warrior intent on destroying all life on Earth. He had no spoken lines in this film."

This flick needs to be released on DVD ASAP, preferably in time for Easter. I wish Jahidi had some one-liners, but beggars can't be choosers. Here is a taste of the intergalactic pain that this kick ass alien Jahidi can bring. Yes, these are actual screenshots (thanks dreadcentral.com). . .


"Blow me, Aaron Williams! I am a low post god. I am Omega Centurion!!"


"Taste the seething space ore of my nebular ninja star, Ike Austin!"

Yes, Jahidi's character was actually called "Omega Centurion" in the movie. This film should be shown in the wizards locker room at half time of every home game. Show the current team what a "core redskin" [wizard] really is.

Drafting the Washington Redskins Media Guide 2008: Jim Zorn Bio Excerpt . . .

Coach Zorn has always enjoyed the great outdoors. Tales have circulated of the epic offseason bicycle workouts that Zorn and Seneca Wallace engaged in throughout the greater Seattle region. Vomit [ins: laughter] was a regular fixture. When first approached by Redskins owner Dan Snyder about the offensive coordinator position here in Washington, Zorn was unsure about leaving his beautiful surroundings.

Jim Zorn and Larry Michael prepare to climb Mt. Rainier during the 1981 offseason

"I wanted to teach my kids to skin a fucking [ins: feral] coyote like their dad used to do back God's Country," Zorn recalled. However, after visiting Mr. Snyder's palatial Potomac estate, Zorn was sold. "It seemed as if Dan was desperate [ins: eager to find the right man]," Zorn remembers. "Dan and I waded out into the river together. We kind of just stood there and felt the cool waters of the Potomac flow powerfully against our inner thighs [ins: biceps?]. I was in awe . . . I mean there I was, standing with Dan Snyder, surrounded by natural beauty and Vinny Cerrato [delete]. Dan looked over at me and said, 'Jim, your going to make a damn fine offensive coordinator [ins: head coach] some day.'"

Devean George has Balls

The rape and pillage of the eastern conference continues . . . and Devean George is the only thing that stands in the way of total western dominance. Granted, I know abosultely dick compared to others when it comes to NBA trade value, but I really don't see this putting Dallas over the top, especially against PHX, SA and LA.Also, for some reason I have always loved Lasagna Diop, and do not want him to live in New Jersey. Something about the alliteration in his name . . . I wanted him in the 2001 draft over Kwame. On the upside for the Mavs, this trade only increases the number of attractive people in Dallas.